My coffee cup was plain on the side
I tried to hide it but the space was too wide
So my idea was to try trickin’ it out
So it’ll be stickin’ out when I stick it in my mouth
But I didn’t want to do the same old thing
With the gold bling or stones, like some old ho’s ring
So I grabbed magazines
and started looking for scenes
Of things that had some kind of meaning to me.
I remix ‘em and mash ‘em, with glitz and with flash
I customize and my fly style hurts your eyes
It’s a surprise when you realize it’s something I made
My mug is one-of-a-kind
and your mind has been played
I could play all day with the clip art and lacquer
Customizing my [stuff] I’m a houseware hacker
And now my cup is covered with a cool collage
It’s fly and that’s why I love Decoupage

I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want

All my life I’ve been decoupaging
I could go pro bro, it could pay for my lodging
I’m a decoupaging dervish,
the competition’s nervous
‘Cause they know I could stick a picture
into any surface
I went to a strip club I even decoupaged ass
The girls were breathing hard
like they was in Lamaze class
I’m the master of plastering pictures
If I wrote a handbook that [stuff] would be scripture
Get your ass out my face, you can’t keep pace
With your kittens and lace your [stuff]’s a disgrace
Your place is back in a bed and breakfast lobby
Decoupage is my life, to you it’s a hobby
I could probably decoupage your face
without you knowing
I could decoupage an ant or the side of a Boeing
And that 747’s fly fuselage will be my homage
‘Cause I love Decoupage

I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want